The kitchen layout formula that solves what most kitchen designs get wrong
My blueprint for eliminating the spacing, flow, and function mistakes hiding in most kitchen renovations
Inside, I'm handing you the kitchen layout framework that prevents hidden problems most homeowners can't spot, so you make smart design decisions before construction locks them in.
Today's price: $49
You're planning your kitchen.
You have ideas.
You know what styles you like.
You may even have a layout started.
But when it comes to deciding where everything should actually go...
Confidence disappears.
Because a kitchen can look great on paper and still function badly in real life.
But you have no idea how to make real progress.
And to be honest...
It's not because you're bad at design.
It's not because your kitchen has awkward dimensions.
And it's not because you haven't found the right inspiration yet.
It's because nobody ever gave you the framework for judging what makes a kitchen layout truly work.
What you think the problem is...
❌ “I need more inspiration.”
❌ “I need a bigger kitchen.”
❌ “I need to hire a designer.”
❌ “The layout doesn't really matter that much.”
What's ACTUALLY happening:
✅ You don't yet know how to evaluate layout through the lens of spacing, flow, and function.
✅ You're making major kitchen decisions without a clear system for judging them.
✅ The hidden mistakes are easy to miss before construction, and expensive to live with after.
✅ You're missing the framework that turns a kitchen plan into a kitchen that actually works.
That's exactly why I created the Greatest Kitchen Layout Of All Time.
My blueprint for fixing the layout mistakes most homeowners never see coming!
I spent 5 years figuring out my "G.O.A.T" (Greatest Of All Time) Kitchen Layout ...and now I'm unlocking the simple secrets that truly make a kitchen functional.
I've turned it into a replicable formula that anyone can implement in any home.
The #1 reason homeowners regret their kitchen renovation...
...is not the backsplash, the appliances, or the color of the cabinets.
It's the layout.
It's the appliances that bang into one another, the fridge door that doesn't open all the way, and having nowhere to put hot stuff when you take it out of your wall oven.
I've studied hundreds of kitchen layouts, and found some features that work well, and the other (shockingly common ones) that just don't.
The problem? You aren't trained to see the issues in a floorplan drawing. You'll just experience them in your renovated space.
And then it's too late.
Why You'll Love it
GOAT: Simply THE BEST kitchen layout for function, beauty, storage, triangles, prep space & appliances
Takes the overwhelm out of designing your kitchen so you can move forward with confidence.
The layout guide prompts you to think through the relevant task so that it's easy - and you never forget a detail
Every detail has been thoroughly thought through, and the reasoning for WHY it was chosen is fully explained.
Customizable for any home, shape, size, layout, functions, & features you have/want.
Don't waste your valuable time wondering what's important in a kitchen layout. I'll give you every tip and direction you need.
What's Included
the "Three S's" every kitchen needs, no matter the size or shape.
my Golden Star Framework for the 6 components of functional kitchen design.
where to put each kitchen item like your sink, fridge, and coffee maker so that your space stays beautiful and your countertops stay clutter-free.
complete storage solutions for every cabinet so that you never have to wonder if you should do drawers or cabinets, and where to store your cutlery. It's all included.
the most common kitchen layout mistakes I see in so many homes, and how to make sure you avoid them in yours.
how to customize the G.O.A.T. layout for a smaller or larger space (so that you can take advantage of the existing elements of your home).
This is a digital product with a 100% money-back guarantee. If you decide, for any reason, that you aren't totally satisfied, just email me within 7 days to karen@barncatreno.com and I'll refund you in full.